captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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i’d just close my eyes, and lose myself in happier days.

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breakfastburritoe:

yeah i guess you could say im a bit of a gamer girl (:image

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thesouffleegirl:

You guys don’t understand

I have:

  • “for shits ‘n’ giggles” ships
  • then ships
  • then OTPs
  • then OTPs among OTPs
  • then THE OTP

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hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

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edwardspoonhands:

This is how zippers work, btw.

edwardspoonhands:

This is how zippers work, btw.

(via laughbitches)


watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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