If life were like my mind...

“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.”

Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation.

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Chris “auditioning” for The Hunger Games

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Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
boys-should-kiss-boys-more:

march-is-out-of-his-mind:

This is so accurate that I feel bad for people that don’t get. Like the Capital.
The Capital people don’t get it.

People who wish to woo me, take note.

I never realized I was so easily attracted to other people, until I saw everything I was attracted to in this.

boys-should-kiss-boys-more:

march-is-out-of-his-mind:

This is so accurate that I feel bad for people that don’t get. Like the Capital.

The Capital people don’t get it.

People who wish to woo me, take note.

I never realized I was so easily attracted to other people, until I saw everything I was attracted to in this.

it8bit:



The King of Pop 
[Update] by Brother Brain ★ Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker (Arcade) Sega 1990. 



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it8bit:

The King of Pop 

[Update] by Brother Brain  
Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker (Arcade) Sega 1990. 

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colferisms:

Finn & Kurt —> whispering in the background

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straight guys: emma watson is so hot
gay guys: emma watson is so hot
lesbians: emma watson is so hot
not lesbians: emma watson is so hot
oprah: emma watson is so hot
jesus: emma watson is so hot
grass: emma watson is so hot
emma watson: emma watson is so hot
rupert grint: emma watson is like a sister
Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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